March 24, 2016

The humans flourished naturally in the fields not far from our village, and they turned out to be a great interest for us other worldly creatures. At first we weren't sure how to tame them, they became quite agitated whenever we tried to converse with them. We soon realized that they were of an intelligence lower than ours and therefore couldn't possibly understand our language. We studied them for years and tried to learn their means of communication, but the strange sounds they made were much more detailed than we originally thought. We decided that in order to understand them, we must make scientific sacrifices. A human was sent to us every month, already taken care of and packaged. Once in our possession, we dissected these humans carefully, learning every detail that we could and trying to understand their way of life. We now know of their language that they speak and we are able to communicate with them about their history and where they hope to be in the future. They are not so much unlike us and we are allies now. They understand our need for sacrifice and have forgiven us for their loss. We promise to protect them in the event of an attack from any other source in this universe, as long as they continue to enlighten us on their lifestyle.